A man, his wife, and a bachelor. The bachelor sees a tall tree and says "we should take shifts sitting on that tree and lookout for passing ships. I'll take the first watch." The couple agrees and relaxes on the beach.
A few minutes later the bachelor screams "hey! Stop fucking!" The couple look at each other perplexed but brush it off. A few minutes later the Bachelor screams again "stop fucking already!" This continues during his shift.
The next shift is taken by the husband. As soon as he climbs the tree the Bachelor and the wife start fucking.
The husband thinks to himself "wow! It does look like they're fucking from up here."
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