At the pearly gates St.Peter says "before I let you in you most confess your sins. The first nun in line says "I touched a man's shoulder". St.Peter replies "go over there to the holy water and wash your hands. Then you may go in".
The second nun starts to speak but the third nun pushes her out of the way. St.Peter asks "why are you in such a hurry?". The third nun replies "I wanted to wash my mouth out before she sits in it".
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