3 nuns decided that well.... they did not want to be nuns anymore.

One day 3 nuns got together and the 1st nun says "Man it sure is boring being a nun. I think I'm going to leave the convent." Both of the other nuns agree and they go to the head nun(sister jude) to let her know that they did not want to be nuns anymore. The 1st nun says," Sister Jude I wish to not be a nun anymore." Then sister jude says, "Ok, go commit a mortal sin and then talk to me.'" After an hour the nun comes back to sister Jude and says,"I have committed the sin by sleeping with a married man." Ok, go drink from the holy water and you are no longer a nun." Sister Jude says. So, the nun drinks from the holy water and is no longer a nun. The second nun comes to sister Jude and says she does not want to be a nun and again Sister Jude says "Go commit a mortal sin and then I will tell you what to do." So the nun comes back 3 hours later and says, " I stole a bike from a little boy." "Ok, go drink from the holy water and yo are no longer a nun." Sister Jude says. Then the third nun comes and again says she does not want to be a nun. "Go commit a mortal sin and then talk to me." Sister Jude says yet again. "Well, I knew you were going to ask me to do this so I already committed a sin." The third sister said. 'What did you do?" Sister Jude asked. "I peed in the holy water"