They were all enjoying themselves checking out all the broken records and record holders. After a few hours of browsing one of them gets an idea and says to the others that they should all try and break records. After some hard thinking the first one looks at his hands and says
"You know guys I think I have the worlds smallest hands!"
After some words of encouragement he leaves his friends and makes his way to the judges table to see if hes the record breaker. After a short while he returned to his friends and after revealing hes the record breaker all three cheer with joy.
The second friend then looks at his feet and with a smile on his face announces he's going to see if he has the worlds smallest feet. Excited, he makes his way to the judges table to get measured. A short while later he returns to the same welcome of cheers as he holds his record certificate up to show his friends.
Full of joy that 2 of them had broken records already, all eyes were on the third friend. He thinks for a minute then timidly says
"You know guys this is embarrassing but I think I have the worlds smallest penis."
"Who cares!" one of his friends exclaims "Were all breaking records today!"
With the embarrassment subsided he goes off to find out if he has the smallest penis. A few minutes later his friends see him returning with a very angry expression. Not quite sure what happened they ask
"What happened did you break the record!?!?
"No." He replies
"What...how?" they ask
"WHO THE FUCK IS DONALD TRUMP!?!?!?"
----Joke works better with a group of people using someones name from that group. Donald trump was just a place filler.------
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