A genie appeared and said 'I'll grant you all 1 wish each, all you have to do is say your wish as you go down this slide and at the bottom you will receive your wish.'
The first man goes down the slide and says 'I'd like some food', down the bottom was the man's favorite food. The second man goes down the slide and says 'I'd like some drink', down the bottom was water.
The third man goes down the slide, 'weeeeeeeeeeeeee.'
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