3 Men meet in heaven with God. God tells the men that they must tell how they died before they can go to heaven. The first man says,
"I was driving to work, and all of a sudden, I suspected that my wife was cheating on me, so I drove straight to my apartment, and found my wife naked in bed. I looked everywhere to find a man hiding, and I couldn't find him. I got so mad that I picked up my fridge, and threw it out the window and died of a heart attack."
The second man says, "That's nothing, I was just taking my daily walk around the city, when all of a sudden, a fridge came from the sky and crushed me!"
The two men and god finally look at the third man and ask how he died. The third man says, "Alright, so I was hiding in a fridge..."
EDIT: For better wording
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