3 men in heaven

Three men die and go to heaven. After a while there, they meet an angel.

"There's a new policy!" he says. "Everyone gets a free vehicle! The type of vehicle depends on how good you were on Earth."

So they go to God to get there vehicle.

"Okay" God says, "John, how good were you?"

"Well, I was always good to my wife, and I went to church often." he says.

"That means you get Lamborghini!" God says, "Okay Bob, how good were you?"

"Well, I was good to my wife most of the time, and I went to church every so often" he says.

"That means you get an F-150!" God says, "Okay Jim, how good were you?"

"Well, I cheated on my wife often, and I rarely went to church." he says.

"That not even worthy of a vehicle!" God says, "Here, take this bicycle!"

So later Jim is riding his bicycle around, and he sees John crying.

"John, why are you crying?" he asks, "You got the Lambo!"

He says, "Because I saw my wife ride by on roller skates!"