Sadly though, heaven is too full and only one of them can make it across. God suggests that he will choose the man with the saddest death. The first guy goes,"I thought my wife was cheating on me, so one day, I decided to go home early to check. After I got home though, I found my wife in the shower with nobody in sight. I decided to go to our balcony to cool off. I soon saw a pair of hands hanging from the railings, thinking that it was the guy my wife was cheating on me with, I smashed his fingers. The guy fell 5 stories and didn't dies, so then I threw a refrigerator at him just to be safe. Sadly karma got me and I slipped on an ice cube, slipped, and died." God says, "wow that's pretty sad." He then asks the second guy to explain his death. The second guy says, "I was doing yoga on my balcony one day and I accidentally fell off. Luckily, I grabbed onto some guy's railings. I don't know why, but the dick smashed my hands and I fell 5 stories down. I still wasn't dead though, just as I was about to crawl away, he threw a refrigerator at me." God replies, "Wow that's pretty sad." He goes to the final guy and says, "The other two had pretty sad deaths, how about you?" The third guy starts off,"Imagine your hiding in a refrigerator...
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