A Mexican guy, an American guy and a Portuguese guy. They stumble upon a lamp and the genie says he will grant each one of them one wish. The Mexican guy asks for money. Done! He buys a boat and waits for the American guy, his friend. The American guy asks for hot wives for him and his friend. Done! And as soon as they leave, the Portuguese guy goes "Damn, I'm lonely. I want my friends to come back."
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