3 men and their judgement

in the afterlife, the Judge was nearing the end of its shift and had the time to pass judgement on 3 more people. The Judge, would judge the deceased on if they were worthy enough to pass through the gates to be assessed for heaven, dropped down to hell for assessment or reincarnated if the Judge felt it fit best.


The Judge beckoned the first man forward and asked him how he died. The first man began...
"Well, I've been suspecting my wife of having an affair for the longest time now and I came home from work early to catch her in the act. I live on the 25th floor you see and when I got home I could tell something was up so I searched and searched and searched and finally found the guy that was doing my wife hanging from my balcony, trying to swing himself onto the 24th floors balcony. In a fit of rage I began stomping on his hands so he would lose his grip and he ended up plummeting to the ground. He did manage to land in some tree branches though so still in my moment of rage, I went and grabbed the fridge and threw it over the balcony... Due to the rage and stress of this, my heart gave out and here I am..."


The Judge took in the story - cross-checked the first mans file, taking note of a few things and then informed the man that what he did was pretty severe and that he wasn't going to allow him into Heaven for assessment due to it. He also informed the man that he was going to be sent to Hell for assessment but the most probable outcome would be reincarnation... With that the first man was gone.


The Judge beckoned the second man forward and asked him how he died. The second man began...
"Well, I live on the 26th floor and was doing some exercising on my balcony. Stupidly I slipped which ended up sending me over the balcony plunging. Somehow though, I managed to grab onto the railing of the balcony of what I presume was the 25th floor. I began to swing myself to try get onto the 24th floor balcony when some moron came running out and stomped on my hands until I fell. Luck was on my side again though because I ended up landing in some tree branches and not to my death. However that was short lived because next thing I know a fridge falls on top of me, crushing me instantly and here I am..."


The Judge took in the story - cross-checked the second mans file, taking note of a few things and then informed the man that he led a good life and that he was going to be allowed through the gates to Heaven for assessment or he could opt to be reincarnated as something of his choosing, so long as it was realistic/within the boundaries of the goodness/life he lived and wasn't outrageous or farfetched. The second man felt that he wasn't ready for Heaven/etc so he opted for reincarnation... With that the second man was gone.


The Judge then beckoned the third and final man of his shift over and asked him how he died. The third man began... "Well picture this, I am hiding naked inside of a refrigerator...........................................