There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, all talking about their teenage daughters.
The Englishman said - "I walked into my daughter's room and saw a razor on the floor. I didn't know she was old enough to shave."
The Irishman said - "That's nothing; I walked into my daughter's room and saw a tampax. I didn't know she was old enough to start her periods."
The Scottsman said - "Well, I walked into her room and saw a condom lying on the floor - I didn't know she had grown a cock!"
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