Normandy landings. 3 Medics take cover in a crater when a shell detonates behind them taking one of the medics legs off.
One of the medics - still a little drunk - confides in his comrade...
"He told me last night if he ever loses one leg to amputate the other"
"Are you sure that's right" asks the other medic.
"If it wasn't we'll tell him he lost both"
Either way he didn't have a leg to stand on.
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