They are greeted by an angel. The Angel says to them: „Look guys we only have 1 rule here. Never step on a red cloud." The man are confused ar first but dont think too much of it. After a while the first man accidently steps on a red cloud. Immedeantly the angel comes to him. "Because you stepped on a red cloud you will have to life all eternity with this woman" and handcuffs him and the uglist woman the man ever saw together. After this the 2nd man was very causious but not too long after that he also stepped on a red cloud. Again the Angel comes and handcuffs him with an even uglier woman together. Now the 3rd man was a very smart one. He succesfully avoided the red clouds for over 10 years in heaven. One day the Angel comes to him and handcuffs him with the most beautifull lady he has ever seen. The man asks the lady happily :„ And what did i do to deserve such a wonderfull woman like you?" The Lady answers :„ Ah i stepped on one of these fucking red clouds...."
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