One of them is named Poo and he is 5. One is named Shutup and he is 10. One is named Manners and he is 15. One day Poo, Shutup and Manners are riding their bikes. Poo falls down and Manners goes to help him. Shutup keeps riding. A police officer stops him. The police officer says "Kid, what's your name?" "Shutup." "Kid, what's your name?" "Shutup." "Kid, where's your manners?" "Over there, picking up poo."
Credit: Some kid at a lacrosse tournament years ago
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