3 hostages

One day 3 hostages were in a airplane.
The first hostage said"I'll drop this quater to help my country."
The second hostage said"I'll drop this dollar to help my
country."
The third hostage said"I'll drop this bomb to help my country."


So one day the first hostage was walking in his country and he
saw a little boy crying and he asked "Why are you crying little
boy?"
He said "because a quater hit me on the head."


Later the second hostage was walking in his country and he saw a
little girl crying and he asked "Why are you crying little girl?"
She said "Cause a dollar fell out of the sky and gave me a paper
cut."


One day the thrid day hostage was walking in his country and he
saw a little boy laughing and he asked "Why are you laughing
little boy?"
And he said "Because my dad farted and the house blew up!"