3 hillbillies walk in for an interview; find themselves a seat; and wait to be called upon. Eventually, some guy from HR walks in, points at one of the hillbillies and says "You, come with me."
"Now this job is all about attention. I want you to tell me the first thing you noticed when you walked in here."
Hillbilly 1 looks at the guy and says "Dude, you ain't got no fucking ears!"
"Get out of here!" says HR guy. "Get the fuck out of here!"
Hillbilly 2 is later called in with the same question and scenario.
"Hey man, where the fuck are your ears?" He too is angrily dismissed. Before walking out the door however, hillbilly 2 looks at hillbilly 3 and says "Whatever you do, don't mention anything about that guys ears."
Needless to say, hillbilly 3 has his turn, once again with the same question and scenario, only his response is far more constructive.
"Well I notice you're wearin contacts."
HR guy is impressed. "You're telling me from as far as you are sitting, you can tell I'm wearing contacts?"
"Well you can't wear no stinkin glasses when you ain't got no fuckin ears."
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