The doors open and a beautiful woman get in. She turns around and says “I’ll give each of you a blowjob if you can tell me where you’re from without stuttering.”
The first guy says “Well, I’m from P-P-P-P-Pittsburgh.” She says “Sorry, next.”
The second guy says “I’m from M-M-M-M-Montana.” She says “Nope, not today.”
The third guy thinks real hard and says “Miami…”
The woman is shocked, she curses herself and starts blowing the guy.
Minutes later the third guy finally says “B-B-B-B-Beach!”
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