...and God says, "I'm sorry, but there's only room for one of you, we're almost full. I'll let in the person who had the worst death."
So he walks over to the first guy and asks, "How did you die?"
He replies, "Well I came home from work and suspected my wife of cheating. She denied it of course, but I decided to search the apartment anyways. I saw a man on the balcony, three floors up, who was hanging on trying to hide, so I grabbed the refrigerator and threw it on top of him, killing him instantly. I felt so bad about it that I killed myself shortly after."
God says, "Well that sounds pretty tragic." But he walks over to the second guy and asks how he died.
He replied, "I was sitting on the fourth floor balcony of my apartment reading a book, when I slipped off of the edge. I managed to grab the ledge on the 3rd floor when some maniac threw a fridge down on top of me."
God says, "Well that does sound a bit worse, but let's see what the third guy has to say."
He replies, "Picture this, I was butt naked in a refrigerator..."
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