3 grumpy old men are sitting on a park bench...
First old man says "Oy, I HATE gettin' old. It's getting to now where I can't take a good healthy piss anymore!"
Second old man nods: "You ain't lyin'. Getting old sucks. Just ONCE I wish I could take a big healthy shit like I used to when I was a young man."
Third old man shrugs and says, "Well, fellas I gotta say...every morning - regular - right at 6 o'clock - I take a nice, long piss. And every morning at 7:00 - like clockwork - I take a really big healthy shit...
I sure wish I could wake up before eight."
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