... When they rub the bottle, a genie comes out. He decides to grant each of them 1 wish.
"I wish for a boat and all the fuel to get home" The first man says.
"I wish for a plane and all the fuel to get home" The second man says.
The first two man leave.
The third man says "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were here."
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