James: Do you know my grandpa's unusual talent? He can drink one liter of water in one breath. Yep, that's how talented he is.
Jeff: You call that a talent? You're grandpa has nothing on mine. Can your grandpa sleep while standing? When my grandpa feels sleepy, he just closes his eyes while standing and instantly falls asleep on the spot; without leaning on any support.
Steven: Your grandpas are such untalented piece of shits. My grandpa brushes his teeth while smoking a cigarette.
Jeff: Is your grandpa retarded? It would be impossible to not get the cigarette wet!
Steven: Oh he does it easily. He removes his dentures first.
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