3 drunk guys enter a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk, so he starts the engine and turns it off again.
Then said, "we have reached your destination".
The 1st guy gives him the money and the 2nd guy says "Thank you".
The 3rd guy slaps the driver. The driver is shocked, thinking the 3rd drunkard knew what he did.
But then he asks "what was that for?" The 3rd guy replies, " Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!
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