There are three guys at a rooftop bar on a skyscraper and the first one says to the second one "you know if you jump off the roof and catch the wind just right you will float back up here" and the second guy didn't believe him so the first guy goes up to the railing, climbs up and plunges off. Then he waves his arms and floats right back up. The second guy was dumbfounded so he decided he would try it, so he climbs up to the railing and leaps off. He just keeps waiving his arms but it won't work so he just falls and falls, then he splats. Then the third guy says "superman your a dick when your drunk".
EDIT: Fixed some grammar and a part.
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