They take them back to their camp. The chief says to them
"We are going to to scalp you and use your skin for a canoe. However, before you die we will grant you one wish as long as its not a weapon and not an escape"
The first cowboy thinks a moment before responding
"I would like to write a letter to my wife"
The indians give him pen and paper and he writes his letter.
The second cowboy says
"Im still a virgin, allow me to sleep with one of your women"
The indians allow him to sleep with one of the widows of the village.
The third cowboy smiles a little and says
"I would like a fork"
The indians are confused by this but decide that it was ok. They hand the cowboy the fork and he grabs it and immediately starts stabbing himself and shouts
"MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU BASTARDS"
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