They go into the bar and take a seat. They find 2 marks etched into the edge of the table. One of them asks: "What are these marks for?"
Bartender: "Two black men measured their penis sizes and put a mark there"
The 2 men measure theirs and brag to the bartender: "haha! ours are a lot bigger!"
Bartender: "Yes, but, the previous men measured theirs from the other side of the table."
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