2 Up Quarks walk into a bar to buy a drink
The bartender serves the drinks and then asks "you two each looking for a nice anti particle to settle down with"
one quark replies "no actually, we are together"
"but that's an impossible pairing!" exclaimed the bartender
"damn conservatives"
Later the two quarks ran into a down quark, and bonded really well, there was a lot of energy, and the outcome was really positive.
I could continue, but the pitchforks and torches are getting quite distracting...
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