Two rabbis are walking down the street when they come to a Catholic church. The sign out front says "Convert now and get $100!".
One rabbi turns to the other and says "Perhaps I should consider it." The other says "What? Nonsense. They're probably kidding about the money anyway." The first rabbi nonetheless goes in. His friend sits on a bench and waits for an hour.
Eventually the first rabbi emerges with a cross instead of a Star of David around his neck.
The 2nd rabbi asks, "So did they give you the $100?".
He replies "Oh, is THAT all you people care about?"
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