one of them dressed like a clown the other in a plain ski mask. They go to the counter and say
"Empty the till, no one needs to get hurt!"
The clerk complies with all comands given to him. Just as they're about to leave the clown drops his trousers and takes a shit on the middle of the floor. He then proceeds to wank all over the counter, get his bollocks out and run up and down shouting
"Julia Gillard's a fucking cunt!"
The robber in the ski mask looks astounded.
After they've both left he asks the man in the clown outfit
"What the fuck was that back there?!"
the clown replies "I'd like to see those fuckers on Crime Investigation re-enact that".
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