They were arguing in the desert heat over who was responsible when they pondered across a lamp. "Hey, maybe its a genie lamp that will grant us wishes! Quick, try rubbing it!" *the first man rubs the lamp and a magical genie appears*
Genie: Thank you for releasing me! I will grant each of you a wish. Be careful what you wish for.
Man1: Wow! I can't believe this happening! I wish for a thousand of the most beautiful women that this world has to offer. I want all of them to find me irresistible! I want them to swarm around me!
*The genie nods and grants the first man his wish and before he knew it, he was surrounded by beautiful women*
Man1: This is unbelievable! Please, please ladies! There is enough of me for all of you!
*The genie smiles and looks over at the second man*
Genie: Now what shall your wish be?
*The second man, still furious at the first man for getting them lost, twitching his face , while trying to hide his anger*
Man2: I... I... I WISH THAT MOTHER FUCKER WAS GAY.
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