When they leave, one of them pulls 3 chocolate bars out of his pocket and tells the other, "no one can steal like me!"
The other guy tells him, "let's go back into the shop and I'll prove you wrong", so back in the shop they go.
They walk up to the cashier and the guy asks him if he wants to see a magic trick. The cashier agrees, and the guy asks him to give him a chocolate bar. When the cashier hands it over, he eats it. He then asks for another, and eats that too. He asks for a third one, and eats that as well.
"But sir, where's the magic?" asks the cashier.
"Simple," responds the man. "Just check my friend's pocket and you'll find all three!"
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