2 guys are at a restaurant on the roof of a tall building.
the 1st guy says, 'I bet you a beer that I can jump off the ledge and the wind will blow me right back up to this restaurant.'
the 2nd guy says, 'you're on!' (not sure if he was kidding or not)
So the 1st guy jumps off the tower, and sure enough the wind blows him right back up
The 2nd guy says, 'that's amazing! I bet you a beer you can't do it again!'
The 1st guy laughs, jumps off the tower *again*, and sure enough the wind blows him all the way back up (*gushhhh*).
The 2nd guy says, 'wow! i'm blown away! (pun)ok let me try!' The 1st guy's woozie now, sways a bit, and says 'hahah, what ever man' (use drunken voice).
The 2nd guy jumps (use cartoon whistle, then *SPLAT* sound) and the 1st guy starts laughing *hard*.
The bartender looks over at the first guy and says, 'you know superman, you can be a real jerk when you're drunk'.
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