2 guys arrive at a fancy dress party. John has a condom on his nose, Dave has a bag of custard tied around his erect penis.

The host, shocked, asks "wtf have you come as?". John replies "Fuck knows" and then Dave adds "I've no idea what he's come as but I'm fucking disgusted"

Badoom tish!

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