There were two little mistief boys who were always in trouble in school. One day they took it too far and got thrown out of that school and into a cathlic school, they were constantly in trouble there too. Until oneday, they were called up to the head nun's office and given a lecture. One of them got let home while the other was kept in school. The head nun asked the boy, "where is God?"" The boy replied
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