15 yo mamas

1.yo mama so short she has to get a running start to get on the toilet seat


2.yo mama so fat she steps outside and makes a solar eclipse


3.yo mama so old she got powdered milk...


(add water)


4.yo mama so fat i tried to drive around her and ran out of gas on the way


5.yo mama so slutty she can suck start a car


6.yo mamas like a tv even a two year old can turn her on


7.yo mama so stupid if you paid her a penny for her thoughts youd get back change


8.yo mamas like a shotgun one cock and she blows


9.yo mama so poor she needs a discount at the dollar store


10.yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone


11.yo mama like a bag of fritos...fri-to-lay


12.yo mama so fat you have to roll over two times just to get off her


13.yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch


14.yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money


15.yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry