A man walks into a bar and sees a 12 inch man playing piano on the bar top.
He asks the bartender, "Hey man. What is with the little piano player?"
The bartender pulled out a lamp from behind the bar, and shares that he found a Genie who grants wishes.
The man rubs the lamp, and out pops the Genie to grant him one wish.
The man says, "I want a million bucks."
The Genie says, "As you wish." Snaps his fingers, and into the bar walks a million ducks.
The man looks at the bartender, and says,"Your Genie is a little hard of hearing, huh?"
The bartender looks at the man, and tells him, "You think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
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