In a retirement home two elderly twins had their 100th birthday so the local newspaper sent a photographer so he can do a photo session. The twins where named Wendy and Bertha, Wendy heard well while Bertha had a hearing problem. When the photographer arrived at the retirement home he told them to sit on the sofa "what's he's saying " said Bertha "we need to sit on the sofa" replied Wendy, so they sit "I need you to sit closer " said the photographer "what's he's saying " said Bertha " he wants us to sit closer" replies Wendy so they sit closer " now let me focus" said the photographer "what's he's saying " said Bertha "he said he wants to focus" replied Wendy "oh really both of us at the same time" replied Bertha
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