10 Things to Say To A cop if you want to get arres

10 Things to say to a cop if you want to get arrested


10. If he calls you son say ive been fuckin my grandma this
whole time?
9. When he writes you a ticket ask if you can pay now with a
credit card
8. When he says, I think you were speeding, say so were you, I
was doing 90 and you were tailin me all the way
7. If he says you were doin 85, say no, I was doin 90.
6. When he says I think you were speeding, say wll i think so
too but you see me pullin myself over and givin me a ticket
5. When he says you have the right to remain silent, say you
have the right to eat only jelly donuts. youre too fat for
powdered.
4.While hes saying whatever hes saying say I have my liscense
right here are you blind?
3. If he says, you weren't wearing your seat belt, say well you
arn't either now!
2. If hes bald ask him if hes usin Rogaine and say it might help
your ugliness.
1. Speak another language to the cop if you know one or just
speak gibberish if you don't